Find Your Inner Minecraft Mob: A Personality Quiz

The path through the swamp twists under a pale moon. A crooked hut sits on a hill, lit by candles that flicker without wind. The witch is nowhere in sight, but her cauldron bubbles like it has somewhere to be. Curiosity wins, as always. You sip the brew, and the world tilts sideways.

Now the only question that matters: which Minecraft mob are you?

Refusing the potion is not on the table. Stay in character, please.

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The quiz above is, naturally, peer reviewed, lab tested, and entirely made up. Hopefully it landed on your true blocky self. If you ended up as a creeper, no hard feelings.

Drop your result in the comments. Bonus points if it actually fits.

Disclaimer: none of the prestigious credentials listed are real, but the effort was sincere. That has to count for something.